hotboyproblems:

if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room

(Source: themintzmobile)

submissive-baby-girl:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

Gaston is suddenly not scary anymore.

(Source: inkquest)

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute)

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air
supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air
supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air
supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air
supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air
supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air
supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air
supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air
supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air

(Source: best-of-memes)

perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

(Source: mangacartaholygrail)

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad)

itstonybetch:

so fetch
itstonybetch:

so fetch

itstonybetch:

so fetch

(Source: imnotjailbait)

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

The fuck did I just read?
hecallsmepineappleprincess:

The fuck did I just read?
hecallsmepineappleprincess:

The fuck did I just read?
hecallsmepineappleprincess:

The fuck did I just read?
hecallsmepineappleprincess:

The fuck did I just read?
hecallsmepineappleprincess:

The fuck did I just read?

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

The fuck did I just read?

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)